Claiming NO Responsibility

Jack,

Just for the record, I need to make it abundantly clear to you that these gifts here:

were from your DADDY.

I have asked him what the appeal is of a gorilla with a terrific pink scar on his face and a huge protruding lower canine

or playing with a stuffed old man - Thomas Jefferson. I don't feel that I've yet received an acceptable explanation.

Just remember - it's the thought that counts!

Love,

Mommy